Oh, how I love West Virginia

It's winter in West Virginia ,


And the gentle breezes blow,

70 miles per hour at 2 below!

Oh, how I love West Virginia ,

When the snow's up to your butt;

You take a breath of winter air

And your nose is frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful,

I guess I'll hang around.

I could never leave West Virginia ,

Cause I'm frozen to the ground.
 
 
This was an email from a friend and so funny I just had to share it.